Put on your most luxurious winter coat and check out the new episode of Guilty Party, out now on @paramountplus https://t.co/OwoAHy4Ue7

7 year old me watching the episode where steve urkel turns into stefan urquelle https://t.co/qZ0QGEjYAX

the least popular halloween candy in each state https://t.co/Qp56OCxwGw

the scariest part of the new halloween movie was when the screen went black and i could see how bad i looked in the reflection

I AM WEED https://t.co/WyiLJfQN2j

no one:

character in the middle of a horror movie: i should go take a shower

wanna feel old? this is what pitbull looks like now https://t.co/Am6rOnEsdV

baseball is the best sport if you want to see cutaway shots of old guys spitting

every single day https://t.co/nDCVq0dSrB

RT @_moel05: MI FAVORITAAAAA https://t.co/wXdiNSFAo5

Here's a recap of one of the most iconic telenovelas....LA USURPADORA 

#hispanicheritagemonth https://t.co/TajrEuqTX0

Catch the first two episodes on @paramountplus 

@KateBeckinsale @Collider 

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The first two episodes of Guilty Party, starring @KateBeckinsale are now available on @paramountplus. Don't miss it! https://t.co/4dSrXFmNa5

when the wind is blowing to the right 

ME: ok time to sleep

MY BRAIN: https://t.co/ovzKdmmByv

wait, there are people who can’t believe superman is bi but they have no problem believing he just puts on glasses and nobody recognizes him?

Someone fucked up the Spanish translation of these Halloween classics 

By @danceswithtamis #HispanicHeritageMonth https://t.co/XkLG2n8ASc

when you see a little german boy you want to drown in chocolate https://t.co/NKxcilKbX6

When someone replies with 'Per my last email' https://t.co/i1LmpnLRsI

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