I felt a strong need to talk about Norm today and I was lucky that two good friends from my show joined me to share stories about what made this brilliant and complicated guy so unique. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ

I am absolutely devastated about Norm Macdonald. Norm had the most unique comedic voice I have ever encountered and he was so relentlessly and uncompromisingly funny. I will never laugh that hard again. I'm so sad for all of us today.

Loved chatting with the person behind some of your favorite #ParksAndRec episodes, @AlanYang. His new podcast #ParksAndRecollection (co-hosted by @RobLowe) drops tomorrow. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/WxvKDXc2IX

The only thing grosser than a Human Centipede is a Centipede Human, which is hundreds of centipedes sewn together to look like a guy.

I’m a real work horse, meaning I constantly need someone to feed me a carrot while they stroke my hair.

The only way to get out of the Matrix is using a landline, so who’s the boomer now???

My fan Kyle is a killer opera singer, but it’s only a matter of time before I ruin his career. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/3bXhPHTjAn

When I wear a mask on a plane I get special treatment because everyone thinks I’m Jane Lynch.

Our only hope is that COVID gets tired of winning.

I was supposed to interview @KristenSchaaled in this episode, but she ended up interviewing me. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/rUJY3zqtXJ

If you think Miss Frizzle didn't use that Magic School Bus to get real small and travel up people's buttholes, think again.

The “Nirvana Baby” lawsuit has inspired me to seek millions from my parents for this picture: https://t.co/aYtbkeAV8x

Right now the only safe place to buy real estate is on that garbage island in the Pacific.

This week, I learned that enjoying my comedy is a red flag in the dating world. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/VyWUIX64Ll

I’m confused on where the “Theranos Trial” fits in the Marvel Universe.

One of the coolest things about my new show being on HBO Max is that it'll probably be released in theaters and on TV the exact same day.

I demand a @CommunityTV movie, @JoelMcHale. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/H1HwAXMD9X

Pick up something I just dropped, or step over it for three days first?

I’ve been watching “F-boy Island” and I still can’t tell which one is the French Boy.

Great—my horse has worms and the pharmacy is out of everything except COVID vaccines.