Conan O'Brien
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7 ชั่วโมงที่แล้ว
Just got my DNA results back and turns out I’m 34% “wig stand.”

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I worry that pardoning marijuana offenses is a gateway to pardoning …. You get it.

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Life hack: tell people your alcohol shakes are just recession jitters.

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Maybe we should offer OPEC the Aaron Judge home run ball.

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A fan in the Netherlands chatted with me about the three most pressing issues of our time: Black Death, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. https://t.co/cvqNmLNdCa https://t.co/v0DY1R9tEW

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It's always a delight to hang out with Mila Kunis. Hear us chat about her Ukrainian roots, sustainable farming, and that time I ghosted her. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/DQHJJwdhmj

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5 วันที่แล้ว
Please join my Reddit debating which serves in the Top Gun volleyball scene are foot faults.

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6 วันที่แล้ว
I was relieved to learn there will be a separate, more exclusive rapture for celebrities.

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My brother Luke caught this live in my studio and said it was one of the best performances he has ever seen. Thank you and God Bless, Coolio.

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9 วันที่แล้ว
A lot of people think I’m a generous tipper, but that’s actually hush money.

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10 วันที่แล้ว
When I go to my dermatologist he seals off the office with yellow crime scene tape.

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You can now compost with human remains and I’ve already been asked to fertilize an orange grove.

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14 วันที่แล้ว
FYI: this doesn’t work for Scrabble.

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15 วันที่แล้ว
I’m a lifelong @RedSox fan, but it’s still a thrill to watch Aaron Judge (@thejudge44) chase Maris’ home run record. (Looking forward to my beat down at Logan Airport.)

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15 วันที่แล้ว
My wife knows the only DM’s I slide into are my Denim Moccasins.

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In California, after 15 weeks the fetus is given a podcast.

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