RT @kateschatz: Ok @ConanOBrien & @TeamCoco! Here's your Whiteness Assignment for today: #BreonnaTaylor should be turning 27 today. NO CHARGES have been filed against the #Louisville police who shot her 8 times in her own home. Actions below! RT & amplify! #SayHerName 
#ShowYourWork https://t.co/HC6wl6An0e

Today I talked to my good friend @SamRichardson about his experience as a Black man in America. https://t.co/qEYfu5HwlY

I had a great conversation with @wkamaubell about showing your work. https://t.co/EQtYs4gh9U

Visit this link for a list of actions you can take: https://t.co/tjNjsYlTft #BlackLivesMatter #TheShowMustBePaused #BlackoutTuesday https://t.co/iKvf84Ioav

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God is looking down on humans right now thinking, “Damn. Maybe I should try dinosaurs again?”

This is my Commencement Speech to the Harvard Class of 2020. Unlike college, it's short and free. https://t.co/JrRyFX0mkG

Cats can’t spread COVID but trust me, those assholes will figure out a way.

President Trump just demanded to see Twitter’s birth certificate.

My kids have started saying "Leave Meeting" when they want me to stop talking.

Hear Russell Brand (@rustyrockets) and I argue about whether "clear broth" or "synthetic saliva" is the best metaphor for fame. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/fQhQyvtXb1

.@roryscovel is one of my favorite comics, and his hilarious new show "Robbie" is worth checking out between naps. https://t.co/AmxpaWq5dL

So, that’s what it’s like to wax the mold off an old potato. What'd everyone else get up to today?

Today, I overslept and completely missed my 2nd nap.

If there is a scandal involving Christina Applegate, what would they call it?

I do believe that President Trump has been taking hydroxychloroquine. Since childhood.

Troubling thought: What if these are the good old days?

I booked @jjabrams on my podcast to ask him why he’s never cast me in any of his movies. Hear his chilling answer! https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/kwPecDr05F

What I Googled in January: "Who directed 'Ford v Ferrari?'"
What I Googled in May: "Can Murder Wasps get Coronavirus?"