Conan O'Brien
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Just stepped out of the shower and caught a glimpse of my scrawny ass in the bathroom mirror. I concede defeat. https://t.co/sQhZ5hQLto

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If Mike Tyson can fight Jake Paul for $50 million, I will fight Stephen Merchant for $30 million. It’s being dubbed “Battle of the Pool Noodles.”

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It’s a slippery slope from woke M&M’s to Same-Skittle marriage.

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A hacker has taken control of 25 Teslas, which explains why right now I’m driving through Bucktail, Nebraska.

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Since Prince Andrew was stripped of his military titles, Britain has never been more vulnerable to attack.

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Sometimes, just to feel something, I’ll illegally copy keys that say “Do Not Duplicate.”

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10 วันที่แล้ว
Imagine my anger when I found two thousand of my old monologues on the Calm app.

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11 วันที่แล้ว
So far I’ve been mistaken for three of the women in “The 355.”

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I’ve become one of those helicopter parents, where I fly my private helicopter instead of spending time with my kids.

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13 วันที่แล้ว
Ugh, the new Batman is rated PG-13. Anyone wanna buy a thousand “Free Mask Rides” t-shirts?

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14 วันที่แล้ว
I’m seeing so many lovely memories of Bob today. He was extraordinarily sweet, genuine, and always generous with his talent. My heartfelt sympathy to Bob’s family and his fans all around the world. 

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I haven’t seen an online sports betting ad in almost 7 minutes. Am I dead?

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I tried doing a “dry January” but as usual my constant, insatiable craving for grain alcohol was far too powerful. Oh well.

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